- A's Antidote -

the doctor's prescription: to blog her highness's readings/live reading updates, her childhood nostalgia, a case of the funnies and the feel-goods at least twice a day; to obsess fantatically over her Friends and OTPs on occasion; to indulge in the occasionally tea set and food porn

“My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.”

—   Maya Angelou (via psych-facts)

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via ruinedchildhood)

awwww-cute:

I want to go with you!

awwww-cute:

I want to go with you!

(via morismako)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via thinkmooinc)

greatqueenratdiedtoday:

You son of a bitch…

greatqueenratdiedtoday:

You son of a bitch…

Men:

Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters:

Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

perseass:

girls don’t like boys, girls like equality and affordable bras.

(via adhdotlexia)

oldgods:

how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue

(via adhdotlexia)

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

(Source: soilesusanna, via adhdotlexia)

perseass:

I wanted to apologize to you all because I have been lying. I have never actually laughed my ass off. It is still attached.

(via adhdotlexia)

zethofhyrule:

He won’t let me listen to anything but Zelda Music.

(via greatqueenratdiedtoday)

pavender:

rosycheeksandlashes:

chellodello:

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

I assume that the golden compass, the last airbender and the series of unfortunate events movie are in the second volume

Satan’s trifecta

Throw in Inkheart, and it’ll be perfect.

pavender:

rosycheeksandlashes:

chellodello:

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

I assume that the golden compass, the last airbender and the series of unfortunate events movie are in the second volume

Satan’s trifecta

Throw in Inkheart, and it’ll be perfect.

(via adhdotlexia)

bonnsexuality:

punkrockremus:

sirius and james being facebook married

 (via)

(via adhdotlexia)