what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters:
Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
how do people even fuck up movie adaptations there’s literally a written plot all set out for you with character descriptions and dialogue
I wanted to apologize to you all because I have been lying. I have never actually laughed my ass off. It is still attached.